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Slap.. Chamat.. Chamatkar!!!

On one day, which was otherwise normal, an incident happened which grabbed eyeballs of all animals of the jungle of democracy. The jungle of democracy, is the only forest which was ruled by a cow instead of lion as in normal case. This 'hornless' cow was 'directed' by an 'imported' lioness.

Actually the 'major' incident happened was that one 'brave' rabbit came and slapt a beer when the beer was about to reach stage for attending a function. The beer was not a subject expert why he was invited to these functions. He was there being the 'food minister' of the jungle. The only reason why Mr. Beer became food minister was his 'cold storages full of honey' and 'wholesale shop of sugar'. He has some some of his honey stored at 'sweetzervan' too as the atmosphere there is cold and honey can be stored easily out of reach on IT department of the jungle.

After the slap, all media and mediocre came in action all of a sudden. When media was busy covering this incident, mediocres were busy being covered by media criticising and critically evaluating the incident. Some pets of this beer also started barking and biting the animals passing by roads by stoping them and damaging trees.  It was notable that most of the mediocres were from the team of that cow. All animals liked this incident and started congratulating that rabbit on all social networking sites like junglebook.

After this incident, almost one year elapsed and procedure to select ruler of jungle. Though the constitution of jungle suggests selection of rulers by 'ruler' of honesty and capability to manage all jungle affairs, the beers and foxes were able to have a ruler of own choice by spending honey. That rabbit was now out of jail after 6 months jail for that incident. As he was known to all animals, he urged all animals to give a harder and tighter slap to community of beers and foxes by selecting true lion as ruler of the jungle. He tried to use all the mean like tweeting sparrows and the famous junglebook.

Now as the selection time is coming in the months of may-june, all the animals are confused whether to postpone their more important work of visiting other jungles during vacation of their youngs for a stupid one day forest'al' holiday for selection.

Request you all to help those poor animals... Plz..